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ladyu wrote:
4th Feb, 2006 15:47 (UTC)
hehe, that's just so kewl...I have the mp3 too...

Chuck Norris and those roundhouse kicks...I have a funny joke about Chuck Norris.....

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

rxtx wrote:
4th Feb, 2006 16:01 (UTC)
Lemon Demon are funny.

That was almost as amusing as the "Swearing Superhero" thing I saw the other day (which I cannot find anymore, it is somewhere on heavy.com) :(
vientral wrote:
4th Feb, 2006 16:46 (UTC)
*Attempts to laugh, remembers she's wearing a corset, struggles to breathe for a while and then fetches herself a drink*
captainweasel wrote:
4th Feb, 2006 20:53 (UTC)
Now that rocks!

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